Hit The Floor - General Discussion - Page 2 - Hit The Floor

Ha, this show is so cheesy and ridiculous in every way. I love that they feel the need to remind us of this every week. Ahhhhsha is dancing out all her feelings in the studio (even though the editing people think we're too stupid to notice that they showed her doing the same pirouette into a little fouette three times in twenty seconds)! The breakup box is so tiny that there's a gold heel sticking out of the top! Sloane says it's different this time! Terrance is just sitting around in his underwear talking on the phone! Jelena just got out of the shower so her hair is still wet but she already has her fake eyelashes and five tons of eyeliner on!

Why would Derek put that ripped out magazine photo of him and Ahsha on the red carpet into the breakup box? That's just mean. I don't know why Ahsha was making it seem like it was such an emotional chore to go through that box. Girl, it's a box of YOUR OWN STUFF. "There's the gold shoe I left at Derek's house, sniff sniff. There's the makeup bag I left at Derek's house, waaaaaah." Aside from that random magazine picture, why would you get upset going through your own things?

That annoying reporter is the exact reason why people hate reporters. Ugh, she is the worst. I am so tired of her and it's only been two episodes. I also hate the "i'm a girl but I'm sporty too!" cliche. German is dumb enough to fall for her stupid act but you know it's Ahsha/Derek/Terrance who will end up paying for his idiotic choice.

The whole "everyone dances and the team votes to decide who choreographs the playoff dance" was beyond ridiculous. Pro dance teams have choreographers who are paid to come up with routines. In addition, it was so obvious during that segment that Ahsha is one of the weakest dancers on the team (heh, you know, because Jelena wasn't there to do her usual posing version of dancing). I never realized that being the choreographer meant automatically giving yourself a million solos. Even when I was in high school, we knew better than to be that egotistical.

So are we supposed to believe that Jelena is the one who has been choreographing all the other dances? Bitch, please. As for Jelena accusing Ahsha of becoming a megalomaniac, STFU. Pot, kettle. Jelena is the one who thinks the sun rises and sets on her own ass and puts herself front and center in every dance, so I don't think she should be accusing anyone else of being full of themselves.

Ahhhhhsha is, as always, a big dummy. "I have a whole book of ideas on my mom's desk." Why don't you just hand it to Jelena instead of sending her a written invitation?

Sloane is stupid too. Why wouldn't she just grab the envelope and shove it in her bag one her way out of her office? It's not like Oscar is going to ask what's in it.

I hope the show knows what a treasure they have in Katherine Bailess. She is the only one on this show who can dance, act, and perform. Do not kill her off, show!

I never liked Lionel more than when she told Oscar she wasn't interested.

Obviously Sloane and Raquel haven't learned a fucking thing about being overheard at the arena. Let's talk about sneaking into Olivia's and how we need proof linking the medical examiner to Oscar while we're still at the arena surrounded by arena staff! And then they met with Kyle at the Playground. Good lord, people, GET A CLUE.

Bonus point for showing an establishing shot of San Diego before Terrance's appointment with the specialist, but I was cracking up at the thought of the doctor's office being in the Gaslamp. Not a lot of medical offices on 5th Ave. It was ridiculous that the doctor wouldn't listen to Derek but as soon as Jelena said no, the doctor was willing to rework the treatment plan to exclude surgery until after the season.

Farewell, Rick Fox! I will miss your wooden acting and creepy demeanor. So for all his talk about being a loving husband to Olivia, he raped Mia. The low bannister at the Vincent house was bothersome. There are building codes that require railings like that to be a minimum height to prevent accidents.

Ugh, OF COURSE Lionel is knocked up. I was waiting for this to happen as soon as they started sleeping together a few episodes ago.

Haha, how much do you want to bet that Jude and Derek's idea to be each other's alibi will end up looking like they're lovers? There will be a story about how one of the Devils players is gay and Zero will somehow turn it into Jude and Derek so he can keep his secret.

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